There do seem to be some cracks there but he’s still been an incredible purchase for Putin.

I don’t think we wrested Florida from the jaws of the deep. I think the deep left it on our doorstep and ditched. We’re stuck with it unless we can pawn it off on the moon or something.

My Russian is rusty, but here’s a rough translation: “We invaded Ukraine and have had our asses kicked thoroughly and dramatically, but we would still like to win and take a bunch of their territory.”

I might have missed a conjugation or two.

As I understand it, Onyx Boox/Palma devices are great, but Onyx is a flagrant violator of GPL FWIW. For a full size reader I always recommend/second the Kobo Libra Colour and for a Palma replacement, the Bigme Hibreak is fantastic and also comes in color for a great price.

It really was brutal, but in the way that makes you very aware that it’s your fault for sucking at it.

I used to sing Sub Terrania’s praises long before it was cool. That game is a gem. The development team was a bunch of demoscene madmen who were able to wring miracles out of the Genesis and eventually created IO Interactive, which went on to make Hitman and the upcoming 007 game.

Their later game, Red Zone, is a technological flex like nothing else.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zyrinx

Now apply this to like, everything else ever.

Machine designed to convincingly fake human internet conversation sucks at ____________!

Reminded me of this old gem, original source sadly lost to the sands of the web.

https://www.tumblr.com/bronzedragon/134566456684/two-medieval-monks-invent-bestiaries

Zuckerberg exclusive. Hard pass.

If you want to click through a 60-page EULA written by Zuck’s lawyers without reading it and then strap a battery of cameras and microphones to your face for a few hours, feel free, but I don’t think you’re a very conscientious person if you do.

But they said AFTER shitting their pants, so really we’re just hoping two drug-addled fuckheads very reasonably shit themselves before dying so there’s insult added to injury.

“Thoughts and prayers!”

“Uh we’d like some more thoughts, please.”

“Well we’re OUT of thoughts! We only had three bits and we didn’t expect such a rush.”

“So my choice is ‘and prayers’? I’ll have the chicken then, please.”

Good thing there’s a decades old, federally-funded space agency—oh wait.

I’m just surprised there isn’t some tortured way that “IX” fits into the name. I would have easily bet that it would be called Resident Evil HELIX or Resident Evil RADIX for no goddamn reason.

It’s a race. By the time he dies, will you still be able to afford a trip to shit on his grave?

I love my A5X. Use it just about every day for work. It’s one of those things that’s expensive, but if mine died, I would order a new one same day.

I assumed as much. :)

Now get outta here, ya Powkiddy

Retroid*

You want a president who’s wise above all else, because that person will know how to make up for their deficiencies with a good cabinet, good advisors, and good policies.

Trump is neither smart nor wise.

If you like pedantry, people have definitely flown in vehicles and even jumped.

HELL YES. 🎉