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Oh gosh, I am so sorry, nevermind.

That’s double stupid. Not just because it is a poor joke in itself but also as in the UK clock will only change on 29/03, in three weeks time.

No tongue though.

Did you know that female mantis eat males?

No one wants that, Jim.

Racists of all parties, unite!

Bye sweetie. If you need anything else just shout.

Ok. I always considered substantial chunk of users at Lemmy are idiots - and some mods are even more stupid than these on Reddit, so there is that.

Wow, I would never think they would be interested.

I was trying to get down to your level.

You forgot about Julius Caesar 🙄

Is it a hamster wheel for cats?

Shop somewhere else.

You mistaken France with the USA.

I like to minimise pain and distress to other creatures that can feel pain

Not true. If you were trying to minimise, you would stop preaching. It is a real pain to read someone mistakenly believing his morals are better than others.

I know, but.

I am not your light, sweetheart.

Well, veganism can be either - a dietary choice (non preaching vegans) or a religion (preaching ones who consider themselves somehow more moral than omnivores).

Just a really daft one - other religions at least usually worship some divine entities, not pigs and cows.

I am not raging against anything. I am calling it useless and ridiculous because it is useless and ridiculous.

… And I am not your pal, mate.