Erling Haaland in the bottom left corner. He is a robot.

bruh

Where all my Pot Smoking Little Devils at?

They practically give them away.

That’s not nearly enough coffee cups.

Thanks, I don’t hate it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer

Sir, this is a Lemmy’s.

T-shirt is tucked, dress jorts. What’s the problem?

Meestar Ken.

Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Heartbreaking: the worst AI I know just made a good point.

Sorry, what?

Autism aside, no one wants ‘accidental spit’ in their food.

Do you tend to have packs of fucking wild hogs sit in front of you or something?

I feel like if this is an issue for you, the spit isn’t accidental.

All Javerts are bastards.

I don’t know of anyone ever crediting Trump with making the video. I believe it’s been making the rounds on Nazified social media circles for a while.

The White House’s claim is that Trump didn’t post it, a staffer ‘mistakenly’ did so.

“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”

-Doc Holliday

Only after the billionaire had sex with it.

And then had it passed around among their associates.

Wait, how old are these dinosaurs?

Yeah, 24/7 and usually located near interstate highways to catch travellers looking for food or coffee at all hours.

He was born in England. What do you imagine he is, then, if not English?

Not to worry. He’s still riding half a bike.