JackTea

Not always true and a little besides the point. I went through a period where my friend circle ONLY made small talk. Hang out for a couple hours at a bar, 90% no talking and when we did it was either to insult each other or talk about our beers.

It became exhausting. Unsurprisingly we went our separate ways and never contacted each other again.

That’s the writers fault. There are scripts from TOS and TNG that won Emmies. They’re considered literature. None of the Abrams ST screenplays will ever be considered art. Or good.

Emoluments Clause…nvm, forgot what timeline this is.

Dexter.

I dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.

I like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!”
Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”.
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

I play a game when I drive. I’ll look about the driver in front of me and think, what is the stupidest,most irrational traffic decision this person could make? Nutso bonkers NO ONE will do this maneuver in the next 5 minutes.

At some point, I stopped being surprised when a driver would do exactly that. After a lifetime of driving, my mind eventually would tell me, “this one will do what you are thinking. And it shouldn’t even be possible according to the laws of physics. But they will try.”

I don’t appreciate this joke.

NVM. Just got it.

Me, far left: dontsneezekeepitindontsnee…

But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use…real balls?