If only there was someone who could trace those dicks

Please, I’d give anything for it to be the last days of these people.

If you’re making this arduous journey, I strongly recommend stopping by the Hi-way Dairy Bar in Candor on 96B. Grab a Berry Twist, you won’t be disappointed.

So he had a fall and mild pneumonia? Those things aren’t scary at all in the broad scheme of things? So they hid it for nearly a month? Don’t buy it at all.

During the pandemic, I saw a reddit post (fuck u/spez) about someone that replaced pineapple with kiwi on a Hawaiian pie. I had just bought a pizza oven and figured I’d give it a try for the memes. It wasn’t awful. No real need to do it again, but it was fine lul.

Chlorophyll? More like Bore-o-phyll!

I’d also love:

• somewhere healthy and fast to eat at night, like a rice bowl drive thru
• to be able to fly on a plane with no children
• to be able to enjoy a draft beer while I grocery shop

I had this issue, it was super annoying. I uninstalled and reinstalled with the latest update and everything worked great again and has been doing so for well over a year. I went down that rabbit hole of trying to update the spoofing settings per fuckyouspez threads and none of those recommendations ever worked for me. Hope this helps!

Flesh-eating Screwworm is my new metal band name, I called it first.

Sorry, couldn’t resist lul

Sick burninate.

Burninate him coyote

Commercial radar companies HATE this one simple trick.

But, but, it’s 3am and I just drank 40 beers in Tijuana. It must be a water related issue.

Don’t forget 6. Profit

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Someone call Richard Hendricks

My Anus Gapes Accordingly

I just saw my favorite band for the 50th time. They’re called The Slackers. I first saw them when I was 12 in 1998. I keep coming back to see them because they have a massive catalog of hundreds of songs, and they always switch up their rotation. They have a cool hybrid of ska and soul music combined that I love. They get pretty political too which I appreciate. The biggest thing I like about them is how hard they work. They do well over 100 shows a year, and have been at it for over 30 years. I’ve seen them on big stages and small clubs, and they always entertain. And their ticket prices are always reasonable too. Highly recommend, and give their new ep a spin too, it’s fantastic!

They don’t have Wi-Fi