• disorderly
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    10 days ago

    “As we flirt with a prospective IPO for our hilariously unprofitable company, I would just like to say our product is so good it scares me.”

  • elgordino@fedia.io
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    10 days ago

    Surely not because Deepseek V4 is 95% as good for 3% of the price. An unrelated concern I’m sure.

  • DeuxChevaux
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    10 days ago

    So Anthslopic is some kind of trouble that they need to cover up before their IPO?

  • Infrapink@thebrainbin.org
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    I’m so handsome and charming I shouldn’t be in the same room as 90% of women and 10% of men lest they become so overcome with insane list they rip their clothes off and have hours of hard, passionate, energetic sex with me. I just couldn’t bear to break up every non-lesbian couple I meet with my incredible animal magnetism, so for the good of society, people must only be allowed to admire me from a distance.