You don’t need a cell signal to dial 911.

Together with VP Trump we’ll defeat former republican president Kamala!

I’ve been with Netflix since the very beginning but I’m finally canceling my service.

Happens every year.

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Why their heads all different sizes

What is this 2005? Been so long since I’ve seen “ROFL” lol

Bignutsforchicks9000

I got three kids, I wrote down my steam login in all their baby books page 1.

My dad did something similar. My mother in law pointed it out and giggled. I facepalmed

Doest work, tried that and eveything else. I found that using Brave browser works but found it wasn’t worth it.

They did the same thing to me. Perma banned over some petty shit. It’s made my life a lot better tbh I’m just upset I’ve lost so many secret Santa trophies

I stopped going to BK because they ALWAYS messed up my order. I finally had it and never went back. I bet the ai is more competent than my local BK. What makes this story more sad is I rarely get fast food, mainly as a treat, and fucking BK always messed it up.

That’s why I’m a pirate matey

Call McDonald’s

As a frequent tiktok user as of late, swiping away a video doesn’t make it go away forever. You can always go back, also there’s a view history if you’re really trying to find a video you lost. People shit on tiktok a lot but it’s made my cooking phenomenal.

I’m 33 spent most of my time watching cartoons like King of the Hill and Nickelodeon cartoons that didn’t suck. I know the name just didn’t know what he did. Funny how people bombard me with down votes for not knowing lol. All those magician shows seemed unreal to me so I never watched them. Mind Freak is a perfect example. Today, that dude (Criss Angel) just disappeared and we all forgot about him.

Early 90s yes

I honestly don’t know who that is

Edit: I’m 33 you plebs I never watched this crap because I knew how fake it was.

Usually if you look at the hands something will look off