I’ve thought about that, but the fact that he is always armed even if I was pretending to be a maga fan he still might get trigger happy.

Definitely yes. When the first snow falls here, even if it’s just a light sprinkle of it he hangs a sign up that says something like “if climate change is real why is there snow on the ground now liberals?”

Well you say that…there are 4 other houses within a block that have trump shit up. Not the the extent of this guy but I believe most of this neighborhood is ok with him.

Just one person like this? No, there are quite a few people who are like obviously living in a rural area of America. But this is one of the few places that is within city limits.

Yes this guy is the same way from what I know. When Israel started bombing Gaza he had Israeli flags and a homemade sign saying “kill every Palestinians.”

“Trump has Biden in the figure 4 leg lock!” “It looks like it’s all over…” “Wait!” “It’s Epstein coming off the top rope!” “1! 2! 3!” *ding, ding, ding! “Epstein reclaims the Caribbean Championship!”

There are videos of people stealing bottles of champagne and wine while this was happening too. Grifters gotta grift.

Well technically…a ballroom was probably made on an island in the Caribbean…by a guy named Jeff, he might have known Donny but what do I know…

Didn’t even see this coming absolutely shocked!

Blackjack dealer: “sir you have 21.”

Trump: “hit me!”🫲🍊🫱

I’ve got the solution! Smaller chips, more air in the bag.

Are you tired yet from this winning global markets? 🫲🍊🫱

The used car market looks mighty good right about now.

Get to steppin!

Honestly pedophiles can cover the whole globe.

On brand for a president who gets participation trophies to give a team that didn’t qualify for the World Cup a participation trip to the World Cup.

I’m gonna get so much delectables squeeze up when I sell this catalytic converter.

Yep definitely. Just look at Evander Holyfield’s ear that was bitten off by Mike Tyson back in 1997. Still missing to this day…