a dose of caught syrup

rural jury

and literally nobody loves him—not even himself

that would be more efficient

no, it’s dns

it’s always dns

You see that dock out there? Built it myself. Hand crafted each piece, and it’s the best dock in town! But do they call me “McGregor the dock builder”?

No!

“public domain” sounds naughty, too, though

le galized?
I don’t read French.

They send you away for everything except imminent death. You then have to book an appointment with a specialist instead, and it’s at least a month from now.l if you’re lucky.

“not like that”

What’s battery life?

Language Log is the best

“Why didn’t short-term profits from job cuts and price hikes lead to long-term growth?”

𝗠𝗲: I’m going to eat healthy.

𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝘂𝗰𝗲: I’m going to give you explosive diarrhea.

𝗢𝗿𝗲𝗼𝘀-𝗶𝗻-𝘁𝗵𝗲-𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗿𝘆: I would never do that to you.

photoshopers never get blamed anymore