Made even more sad given that, as a child, he likely received the MMR vaccine.

These fools never seem to think about that part.

I checked, but Hallmark doesn’t have a card for this.

“the days of unelected bureaucrats is over…”

Oh, like Musk?

…or he gets us into a major war we can’t win everyone loses

“I have people skills!! What the hell is wrong with you people!?”

https://youtu.be/Z4w7H48tBS8?si=gkcLGcbCK6sGEYTu

Because no one has the sack to put a stop to it.
Trump is out for blood this term, and even the slightest hint of dissention will get you fired and dragged through the razors.

Other than pandering, notice how quiet the GOP has been lately.

Block X Elon.

If anyone ever pushes him on that statement, he’ll just say that he now has complete power to redefine the length of a “day”.

Every time you begin to like an item it’s mostly sold out.

Or outright discontinued. This actually happens to me in life all the damn time.

You get to have your entire music playlist, but every song slowly shifts in and out of tune.

You have to eat cereal at every meal, but the milk goes from nice and cold to warm the moment you pour it, and the cereal also instantly turns soggy.

The only TV shows nothing but Calgary vs Vancouver hockey games. (actually this might be hell)

Mr Plow

Your wife?? ::wwikch:: ::wwikch::

I’m old(er), and living near the border allowed for access to some great children’s programming back in the day.
Mr Dressup and Friendly Giant in particular. (side note, if you have access, check out the excellent documentary about Mr Dressup on Prime).

As for music, again, being near the border, with one of the best alternative radio stations in the 90s (89-X), I was turned on to many excellent artists. To name a few…
24 Gone
The Tragically Hip
The Pursuit of Happiness
Bootsauce
Odds
Amanda Marshall
Moist
The Grapes of Wrath
and so many more. Most of these bands could still easily edge out anything new on the radio today.

Archon - C64

“Seen”.
Holy fuck, “seen”.

I honestly think that using this word incorrectly has gotten worse over the last few years. Hearing someone say, “yeah, I seen her yesterday” just makes me want to punch the wall.

At least X is for xylophone.

Because X is always for xylophone.

But I’m le tired…

Hasn’t happened yet, but I’m waiting to see how long it takes Google to make the change in Maps.

I honestly believe that the show has been moved inside due to safety concerns, having nothing to do with the cold.

We already have one CEO gunned down. Can you imagine the target having Trump, Musk, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and however many other billionaires and government officials makes?