Why did it single out New Mexico like that?

Was it a secret?

But the gendered term is not fishman.

The protomolecule will fuck you up.

You delivered it to him in order for him to dispose of it. Obviously.

ULTIMATE_HACKERMAN seems like it’d be easy to remember though.

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

You have less arrows to pull from on subsequent rolls. You can’t keep using a D10.

Does this actually work to coock it?

Doesn’t seem safe to try to get your cock in it while it’s in the hot spring. Maybe you could find a way to make it could actually work…but why? Are you a masochist or something?

Is it at all edible?

Sous vide method would probably have the most chance Of being edible since the turkey would be vacuum sealed

Is there any environmental impact or downside?

Yes. That’s why the park service is saying not to do this. You’d be introducing new chemicals into a delicate ecosystem and also potentially physically damaging it.

Someone forgot they weren’t on 196.

Durrr. We need them to trickle down on some workers cause otherwise there wouldn’t be any jobs.

So…Odin asked Zeus to enchant the hammer or …?

Why didn’t he do the 2nd job then?

He might be imagining he’ll be a VP like Dick Cheney and projecting that onto Harris.

Wouldn’t biblically accurate fighter jets have 6 wings or something like that?

in the sink

Well, seems consistent with the kind of person that doesn’t wash their hands. So, I guess no worry about the roll getting wet.

So…you’re saying that evolution is needed to explain the Bible?

That’s what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.

What do you think these movies or shows are doing when they let people know without showing the sex scene? You think the narrator is just saying “then they had sex” and describing the sex while the screen is blacked out?

Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.