200okEnglish · 2 months agoThe king of one-linersimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down112
arrow-up1106arrow-down1imageThe king of one-liners200okEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square13linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 1 year agoA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up145arrow-down15
arrow-up140arrow-down1message-squareA told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.TehBamskiEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 1 year agoI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down15
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareI heard there were a bunch of break-ins over at the car park. That is wrong on so many levels.TehBamskiEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agoI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down11
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareI always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agoPeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down13
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squarePeter Pan is a terrible boxer. Whenever he throws a punch, it neverlands.TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agoI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down11
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squareI learned Morse code and then I couldn't sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
voiceoverguyMEnglish · 2 years agoI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareI can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.voiceoverguyMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agoLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareLast night I had sex for one hour and 2 minutes, thank you daylight saving time.TehBamskiEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
mookulatorEnglish · 2 years agoA Boston sheep walks into a baaamessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareA Boston sheep walks into a baaamookulatorEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
CandelestineEnglish · 2 years agoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.bevideomessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1videoMitch Hedberg - Best Show Ever!plus-squareyoutu.beCandelestineEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1linkfedilink
voiceoverguyMEnglish · 2 years ago🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up111arrow-down10
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-square🎭 Welcome to One-Liners! 🤣💬plus-squarevoiceoverguyMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square0linkfedilink
