“I love Steven Wright but as far as him being an influence, I can’t measure that. Let me say this… if I made potato chips, and I decided to pack them in a skinny can, people would say I was like Pringles. But what if I packed them in a bag?”

His standup special is amazing. I love watching it and listening to him deliver lines… And then seeing how long it takes for the audience to get it.

Mitch hedberg is / was fabulous.

That’s either two, or four lines, depending on your definition of a “line”

That’s not Rodney Dangerfield.

Problem is, You were trying to buy a candelabra in a bakery.

This joke isn’t even funny tbh. He has a few good one liners, why did you pick this one?