PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 8 months agoPlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down11
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
makeshiftreaperEnglish · edit-29 months agoMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down13
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremakeshiftreaperEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square5fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 9 months agoPlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squarePlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 9 months ago"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-square"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 9 months agoCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
The Giant KoreanEnglish · 9 months ago"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down14
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-square"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."The Giant KoreanEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square1fedilink
StametsEnglish · edit-29 months ago"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-square"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squareStametsEnglish · edit-29 months agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · edit-21 year agoPlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down17
arrow-up1-2arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square1fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."message-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down10
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down10
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year ago“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.”megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down17
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesmessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down14
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down13
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squareFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
jedibob5English · 1 year agoEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.jedibob5English · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
ChemicalPilgrimEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down13
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squareChemicalPilgrimEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down11
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year ago"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-square"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PoastRotatoEnglish · 1 year ago"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down12
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-square"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squarePoastRotatoEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
PronellEnglish · edit-21 year ago"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-square"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squarePronellEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0fedilink
