PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months agoPlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down11
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "You're inspiring me to be even more of an asshole, and I respect that."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
makeshiftreaperEnglish · edit-210 months agoMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down13
arrow-up132arrow-down1message-squareMe: I can't believe you stopped me from defenestrating that guy! Do you know how often you get a chance to defenestrate someone?plus-squaremakeshiftreaperEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months agoPlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squarePlayer 1: "You really worked hard for that evil alignment, didn't you?"plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months ago"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-square"I can't help with the murder right now; I'm too busy trying to induce a permanent psychoaffective disorder."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
voik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 months agoCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down12
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareCleric: "Have you tried burning down the forest?"plus-squarevoik@ttrpg.networkEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
The Giant KoreanEnglish · 10 months ago"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up131arrow-down14
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-square"You return from behind the tent, nude. Elyse the Erinyes returns from behind the tent wearing your clothing. The ogre returns from behind the tent wearing her clothing."The Giant KoreanEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
StametsEnglish · edit-210 months ago"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down11
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-square"Alright, you're right. It's cursed" and other quotes from Tuesdays in Xetrinplus-squareStametsEnglish · edit-210 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · edit-21 year agoPlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down18
arrow-up1-3arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I'd like to cast mother I'd like to fuck's acid arrow."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down11
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "If you put goat cheese on my burger, I'm bending over and calling you daddy."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "It makes me like Spider-Man, but with fewer teenage ejaculation metaphors."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year ago“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” message-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-square“Out of respect for them, I'll attempt to cremate their remains using that large oven there. I'll also throw in some herbs to try to mask the stench.” megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down18
arrow-up125arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "I accidentally misgendered my own asscheek tonight. I will not be taking questions."PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesmessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down14
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : If I was to be turned into a tree, I would would to be a birch tree. The sexist of treesFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3linkfedilink
FelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down13
arrow-up110arrow-down1message-squarePlayer : Foreskin is an emotional statement.plus-squareFelixMortane@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
jedibob5English · 1 year agoEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down10
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareEh, worst case scenario, you destroy one, maybe two sacred texts. No big deal.jedibob5English · 1 year agomessage-square1linkfedilink
ChemicalPilgrimEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down13
arrow-up122arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "Ok now that he's on the ground, I want to kick him."plus-squareChemicalPilgrimEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2linkfedilink
PM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agoPlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squarePlayer: "This potion tastes like NyQuil? I fucking love NyQuil."plus-squarePM_Your_Nudes_PleaseMEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
megane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year ago"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-square"Can I process this into white crystalline powder and pack them into small sachets?"plus-squaremegane-kun@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
PoastRotatoEnglish · 1 year ago"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up128arrow-down12
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-square"Let's not sugarcoat it: I'm a racist"plus-squarePoastRotatoEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
PronellEnglish · edit-21 year ago"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down11
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-square"I can't believe I didn't get to poison anyone last night."plus-squarePronellEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square0linkfedilink
