I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:
- never lie.
- never tell the whole truth.
- never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
My long winded talk about the various types of sword fighting is what got me my current job.
So now that’s two people on the Internet that believe this!