I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPresEnglish
    6•5 months ago

    Be athletic, assertive, and able to master at least one form of swordsmanship. Only then can you take down the one who killed your father.

    My life might be different than yours. But several kung fu movies are about that so I’m not sure if it’s universal or just me.

    • @Potatos_are_not_friends
      2•5 months ago

      My long winded talk about the various types of sword fighting is what got me my current job.

      So now that’s two people on the Internet that believe this!