• @SecretSauces
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    176 months ago

    I’ll still be safe. I don’t generally drink human milk.

    • @disguy_ovahea
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      276 months ago

      Believe it or not, human milk is almost exclusively consumed by humans.

      • @inspxtr
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        166 months ago

        tell me more about the “almost” part …

        • @disguy_ovahea
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          166 months ago

          I don’t have an inside scoop, I just try not to speak in absolutes. It’s probably a safe bet that someone, somewhere, must have a story to tell.

            • @SpaceNoodle
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              106 months ago

              A woman breast feeding two puppies while two Mexican peasants implore her to feed her baby.

              Honestly, I get it.

              • @Viking_Hippie
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                46 months ago

                Yeah, the fur babies are obviously much cuter and will grow out of their worst baby behaviors much faster than the skin puppy…

                • kase
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                  36 months ago

                  I sincerely wish I could unread “skin puppy”

                  • @Viking_Hippie
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                    6 months ago

                    I didn’t coin the term, I’m just spreading it with gleeful sadism 😛

            • @Riccosuave
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              46 months ago

              This is definitely in the top 10 weirdest things I have seen someone post that has a legitimate Wikipedia entry…

        • @jaybone
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          26 months ago

          I thought I saw something with kittens once, but I hope I’m remembering incorrectly. Don’t think I am though.