• @lessthanluigi
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    7 months ago

    He was several thousand cubic miles of boiling magma

    She was a tectonic plate

    Can it get anymore obvious

    • manucode
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      137 months ago

      He was a thousand degrees hot, she drifted away
      What more can I say?
      He pushed against her, she’d never tell
      Secretly she wanted to be pushed as well
      But all of her friends stuck up their nose
      They had a problem with his viscous mass

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      87 months ago

      So I wasn’t the only one trying to sing it to this melody