• @Voyajer
      link
      English
      1155 months ago

      We need a bot that comments this for every single greentext

        • @Maalus
          link
          305 months ago

          Every script kiddie after a single class in uni knows how to make one. That’s why reddit had so many annoying bots that did fuckall but tried to be funny.

          • @AtariDump
            link
            5
            edit-2
            5 months ago

            Like that stupid reminder bot.

            Jokes one everyone; it doesn’t work anymore. What happy day that was.

            • @Maalus
              link
              165 months ago

              Reminder bot at least had a purpose and had to be manually triggered by someone to act. I’m talking about the annoying ones, like the spelling bot, it just scraped as much as it could, looked for common spelling errors and corrected people. Good thing bots were getting banned left and right. People aren’t original. When on /freefolk the Bobby bot got successful via a meme, there were like 10 other copycats the next week, made by people who didn’t know that nobody called the character “bobby” unless they wanted to invoke it. So then, a bot would pop up for writing Tyrion, Cersei, Tywin, etc, which were used always, since it was a fandom subreddit.

              • @Serinus
                link
                24 months ago

                I liked the spelling bots. You can always just spell “you’re” correctly. Or never use it and just use “you are” every time you can.

                • @Maalus
                  link
                  14 months ago

                  Okay, whatever, you liked them. The reality of it was - it was a spammy bot that wasn’t useful, funny or neccessary.

              • @AtariDump
                link
                05 months ago

                I’m talking about the annoying ones…

                Yes, the stupid reminder bot where all you had was RemindMe! In the comments multiple times adding nothing to the conversation.

                It’s as annoying as “bump” in forums back in the day.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      555 months ago

      I don’t see why it would be fake, there’s nothing unbelievable about it. I mean it is a greentext but there’s no reason to, y’know

      • @Evotech
        link
        555 months ago

        Anon has a wife

        Red flag right there

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        125 months ago

        There’s also a point where you don’t have to care. It’s a good story and you can enjoy it on that basis.

        • @samus12345
          link
          English
          65 months ago

          Even if it didn’t really happen to whoever wrote it, you know it’s really happened to someone at some point.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      205 months ago

      Nah there’s a grain of truth to this. If you don’t have lesbians in your social circle, you’re fucking stupid and missing out big

        • mad_asshatter
          link
          115 months ago

          I know one.

          She’s Canadian, and is homeschooled.

          She travels a lot, and doesn’t have a cell phone.