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minus-squarethemeatbridgelink54•7 months agoWhy do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
minus-square@SanctuslinkEnglish63•7 months agoWe’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•7 months ago… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas. Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits. Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
minus-square@Sterile_TechniquelinkEnglish23•7 months agohttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry We are prey.
minus-square@TropicalDingdonglink10•7 months agoidk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too. Birds don’t have tits.
minus-square@TropicalDingdonglink-2•edit-27 months agoLook I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk. Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
minus-square@TropicalDingdonglink-3•edit-27 months agoIts not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy. Jesus, get into character.
minus-square@Dasuslink2•7 months agoYou’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”. You wooshed. Hard.
minus-square@TropicalDingdonglink-4•7 months agoBro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh. Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
minus-square@tfw_no_toiletpaperlink3•edit-27 months agoYou just misread and are now downspiraling. It’s okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-27 months agoCloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
minus-squareNorgurlinkfedilink4•7 months agoEvery pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
minus-square@kryptonianCodeMonkeylink9•7 months agoOver developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•7 months agoWdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•6 months agoBecause if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
minus-squareBlyfhlink7•6 months agoReptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•7 months agoAnd they never have nipples! I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.
Why do reptilian humanoids always have boobs? Reptiles aren’t mammals.
We’ve been over this, its an adaptation to aide in the subjugation of human beings. They found the least hated thing on the planet and are leveraging that to control us.
Can’t argue with that. Thanks for explaining it.
… just thinking about how slightly different evolution & natural selection could have resulted in bipedal wolves–>dogs with massive bazzongas.
Or maybe at some point we get zucchinis, that have tits.
Cats would still remain cats bcs they are already perfect.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry
We are prey.
How else will hot naga chicks make snilk?
idk. I take the same issue with all the hentai bird people stuff too.
Birds don’t have tits.
Some birds are tits.
Look I’m not saying you can’t go airtight on bird hentai, but they shouldn’t be spewing milk.
Its all about the suspension of disbelief. How the hell do you expect me to get going with this level of anatomical misrepresentation?
Woooosh
Tit
Its not a woosh, its a shitpost dummy.
Jesus, get into character.
You’re ranting about furry hentai to someone who made a joke about there being a bird species which is called “tit”.
You wooshed. Hard.
Bro you are in the SHITPOSTING subreddit. You self-uno-reversed your own woosh.
Here is a link to what shit posting is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitposting
You just misread and are now downspiraling. It’s okay but can now stop writing about your bird fetish
And only one hole
How many holes do you need?
At least one more
Cloacas mean you can have vaginal and anal at the same time with just 1 dick.
Exactly, you can still go airtight.
Every pair of tits reduces the amount of men willing to rise up. It’s genetic engineering for sexual warfare.
Then how am I always eating chicken tits?
Over developed venom glands. Those are literally killer snake tits.
Wdym always, how many reptilians with tits have you seen?
Because if they didn’t have human form they, by definition, wouldn’t be humanoids ? :)
Reptiles also aren’t humanoid. This is just a form of abstraction that you have to accept. Otherwise their whole existence doesn’t make sense
And they never have nipples!
I’m guessing they are implants intended to seduce the people least likely to be believed if they complain about our reptilian overlords.