• @thawed_caveman
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    I didn’t believe you, OP. I thought there’s no way, it’s exactly the kind of thing that would be made up. Like we all talk about accidentally streaming porn but it never actually happens.

    But holy fuck, there’s images. There’s a screen recording. You can see one of the guys had a pup hood. I am completely shocked.

    And yeah, even before he realized what was happening the chat had already come up with an excuse and he went with it. We live in a clown world.

    • ME5SENGER_24
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      I worked with a guy for a bit on a Helpdesk. He was our overnight guy and would generally work alone. The dude had a massive collection of movies and tv shows on his home server that he would remotely connect to and watch while in the office.

      Well one day he leaves work after his shift. About an hour or so later the office is echoing with the screams and slaps of sex.

      He left and forgot the logout and left the volumed turned to 11

    • @praxis_jack
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      They came up with an excuse so they could sit and watch with him

    • @unreasonabro
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      Evidently you aren’t aware that this is how all the anti-gay republican go down (no pun intended), time and again. reality is a parody of itself.

      All men have prostates, prostates give the better orgasm, all self-serving egomaniacs always seek greater pleasure and will never apply principles they apply to others, to themselves, because that’s the purpose of power, privilege, which more or less means the ability to flout laws. Everyone figures out they have a prostate eventually (due to medical necessity if nothing else) and then, if you’ve spent your life being an idiot about it, the bill comes due. It happens all the time, the world over. It’s so fucking boring it’s literally criminal.

      • @thawed_caveman
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        No i always expected conservatives to be secretely gay, but accidentally streaming gay porn is so funny and so demonstrative that it sounds made up. Like it’s unquestionable proof of a common stereotype and the person also looks clumsy in the process, it’s like too good.

      • @[email protected]
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        There is a difference between hitting the p spot and becoming gay. You can put a finger or dildo up there, or get a girl to peg you without watching gay porn.

        • applepie
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          Do you expect a red bloodeded alpha male conservative values republican to known that you can enjoy yourself as a straight man with your wife?

          • @Jimmyeatsausage
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            107 months ago

            He can’t possibly be expected to masturbate to completion with some pathetic tradwife on the screen. He’s no beta-male cuck! Only 2 or more alpha males railing each other can produce the kind of testosterone-fueled intensity to make him climax.

            • @unreasonabro
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              37 months ago

              puts an entirely new spin on the concept of the dickfighter.

            • sp3ctr4l
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              Havent we already gone through a twitter phase of ‘having sex with women makes you weak/gay?’

      • @feedmecontent
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        Kind of weird to imply that selfish pleasure seeking leads to being gay… Seems more likely that when they learned the harmful social tradition that being gay is bad, they fixated on it because it was something they were “struggling” with so it became what their brains go to in morality talks and sticks out more among the other “sins”. It’s like all those horny teenagers that form abstinence clubs.

      • sp3ctr4l
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        37 months ago

        I guess one thing ‘good’ about Mike Johnson is that he hasn’t been caught raping and sexually abusing young boys and men.

        Look up Dennis Hastert.

    • @[email protected]
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      87 months ago

      we all talk about accidentally streaming porn but it never actually happens.

      It happens. But unless it’s someone big, most streamers aren’t being recorded or have haters who want to get them banned and are able to scrub all evidence of it.

    • @ngwoo
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      pup hood

      German Shepherd, you think?

    • Orphie
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      Never believe anything on Reddit/Lemmy. It’s all fake and gay. Also, how true it is is the only important thing ever. /s