• @unreasonabro
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    8 months ago

    Evidently you aren’t aware that this is how all the anti-gay republican go down (no pun intended), time and again. reality is a parody of itself.

    All men have prostates, prostates give the better orgasm, all self-serving egomaniacs always seek greater pleasure and will never apply principles they apply to others, to themselves, because that’s the purpose of power, privilege, which more or less means the ability to flout laws. Everyone figures out they have a prostate eventually (due to medical necessity if nothing else) and then, if you’ve spent your life being an idiot about it, the bill comes due. It happens all the time, the world over. It’s so fucking boring it’s literally criminal.

    • @thawed_caveman
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      278 months ago

      No i always expected conservatives to be secretely gay, but accidentally streaming gay porn is so funny and so demonstrative that it sounds made up. Like it’s unquestionable proof of a common stereotype and the person also looks clumsy in the process, it’s like too good.

    • @[email protected]
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      258 months ago

      There is a difference between hitting the p spot and becoming gay. You can put a finger or dildo up there, or get a girl to peg you without watching gay porn.

      • applepie
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        148 months ago

        Do you expect a red bloodeded alpha male conservative values republican to known that you can enjoy yourself as a straight man with your wife?

        • @Jimmyeatsausage
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          108 months ago

          He can’t possibly be expected to masturbate to completion with some pathetic tradwife on the screen. He’s no beta-male cuck! Only 2 or more alpha males railing each other can produce the kind of testosterone-fueled intensity to make him climax.

          • @unreasonabro
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            38 months ago

            puts an entirely new spin on the concept of the dickfighter.

          • sp3ctr4l
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            18 months ago

            Havent we already gone through a twitter phase of ‘having sex with women makes you weak/gay?’

    • sp3ctr4l
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      38 months ago

      I guess one thing ‘good’ about Mike Johnson is that he hasn’t been caught raping and sexually abusing young boys and men.

      Look up Dennis Hastert.

    • @feedmecontent
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      38 months ago

      Kind of weird to imply that selfish pleasure seeking leads to being gay… Seems more likely that when they learned the harmful social tradition that being gay is bad, they fixated on it because it was something they were “struggling” with so it became what their brains go to in morality talks and sticks out more among the other “sins”. It’s like all those horny teenagers that form abstinence clubs.