@return2ozma to A Boring Dystopia • 9 months agoMicroplastics found in every human testicle in studywww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square34arrow-up1282arrow-down15cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected]nottheonionnewsdangerdust
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minus-squareAtelopus-zetekilinkfedilink77•9 months agoAnswering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
minus-square@BassTurdlink23•9 months agoWhy were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
minus-square@NABDadlinkEnglish17•9 months agoIf they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
minus-square@BassTurdlink6•9 months agoHonestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•9 months agoThey messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
minus-square@BassTurdlink2•9 months agoOh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?
Answering the real question: “The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample.” Saved you a click.
Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.
If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.
Honestly, I wasn’t watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.
They messed up some of the samples and didn’t include them in the data
Oh God… Were the samples… the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?