• @[email protected]
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    106 months ago

    The things I have to explain to secular people. Obviously, everyone needs their OWN Bible. And if you had gone to Sunday School, you would know that Bibles have to be sexed. The male Bibles are the ones with the little ribbon you can use as a bookmark. And don’t worry if some of the ribbon has been cut off, that just means it’s an Old Testament.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      116 months ago

      My granddaddy worked as a Bible sexer on a Bible farm.

      • @over_clox
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        36 months ago

        Did she milk the Bible too?

        • Ignotum
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          56 months ago

          Mm, bibbel milk 🥛

        • Flying SquidOP
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          36 months ago

          My granddaddy was only assigned to be she at birth. How dare you!