• partial_accumen
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    266 months ago

    “Marry the Bible this year”

    Soooo many problems with this according to their own stupid rules. Here’s just a couple:

    • What gender is the Bible, because you keep telling us there’s only two and you’re telling EVERYONE to marry. You’re telling 50% of the population to engage in a gay marriage.
    • Okay, so one person went through with the marriage of the appropriate gender. Now you’re still telling a second person to marry the Bible. Are you now endorsing polygamous relationships and polygamy?
    • @[email protected]
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      106 months ago

      The things I have to explain to secular people. Obviously, everyone needs their OWN Bible. And if you had gone to Sunday School, you would know that Bibles have to be sexed. The male Bibles are the ones with the little ribbon you can use as a bookmark. And don’t worry if some of the ribbon has been cut off, that just means it’s an Old Testament.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        116 months ago

        My granddaddy worked as a Bible sexer on a Bible farm.

        • @over_clox
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          36 months ago

          Did she milk the Bible too?

          • Ignotum
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            56 months ago

            Mm, bibbel milk 🥛

          • Flying SquidOP
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            36 months ago

            My granddaddy was only assigned to be she at birth. How dare you!