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I see Google’s deal with Reddit is going just great…

    • ɐɥO
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      804 months ago

      Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

        • ɐɥO
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          294 months ago

          Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

            • @[email protected]
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              144 months ago

              I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

              • @[email protected]
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                74 months ago

                Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

                Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

            • ɐɥO
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              144 months ago

              Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google’s AI

            • @[email protected]
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              4 months ago

              It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

              Disclaimer

              eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

                  • @[email protected]
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                    4 months ago

                    you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

                    at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

                    please fuck off with that bullshit.

                    (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

                  • David GerardM
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                    74 months ago

                    this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

                    we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s

            • @jaybone
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              -14 months ago

              The joke is, I grind his wife too.

      • @[email protected]
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        164 months ago

        I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

        • ɐɥO
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          4 months ago

          You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

          • @voracitude
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            44 months ago

            Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

            • ɐɥO
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              44 months ago

              They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

                • David GerardM
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                  84 months ago

                  could you just click here to tell us whether you are a human or are going to kill all the humans

      • @jaybone
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        104 months ago

        Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

        • ɐɥO
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          54 months ago

          You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

      • @danc4498
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        64 months ago

        Non-toxic bleach

      • @StaticFalconar
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        24 months ago

        10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.