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  • ɐɥO
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    806 months ago

    Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

      • ɐɥO
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        296 months ago

        Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

          • @[email protected]
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            146 months ago

            I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

            • @[email protected]
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              76 months ago

              Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

              Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

          • ɐɥO
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            146 months ago

            Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google’s AI

          • @[email protected]
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            6 months ago

            It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

            Disclaimer

            eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

          • @jaybone
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            -16 months ago

            The joke is, I grind his wife too.

    • @[email protected]
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      166 months ago

      I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

      • ɐɥO
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        6 months ago

        You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

        • @voracitude
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          46 months ago

          Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

          • ɐɥO
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            46 months ago

            They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

              • David GerardM
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                86 months ago

                could you just click here to tell us whether you are a human or are going to kill all the humans

    • @jaybone
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      106 months ago

      Do I cross the river with the orange slices before or after the goat?

      • ɐɥO
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        56 months ago

        You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.

    • @danc4498
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      66 months ago

      Non-toxic bleach

    • @StaticFalconar
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      26 months ago

      10/10. Its a weekly meal now in my house.