• Flying SquidOP
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    96 months ago

    Hmm… between those two choices, maybe I should look into worshiping Satan.

    • @[email protected]
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      96 months ago

      No. No. Satan would agree with Jesus on this one and reprimand you for not listening.

      Shiva might even show up and smack you with each hand.

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    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      46 months ago

      Satan comes highly recommended. Satan gave us Rock and Roll, TTRPGs, bicycles and the notion of egalitarian government. Oh and the notion of civil rights.

      Jesus gave us Donald Trump and Brett Kavanaugh