The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
Apocalypse now - extended edition. Move the sub in the bathroom. Turn it all the way up. War is hell.
I just imagined George Costanzas dad has given up on staying calm, and is now furiously storming and marching while yelling “APOCALYPSE NOW!!! APOCALYPSE NOW!!!”