• @mediocre_magi
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    597 months ago

    Today my son is born. As I sit the waiting room, I ponder “How can I best serve the company?”

      • @lightnegative
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        37 months ago

        Depreciation rate 50% per year until you’re written off

    • @Aganim
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      27 months ago

      The true question would be: “how can your son best serve the company”? He has more years ahead of him that can be spent in servitude than you, so you are already obsolete.