• @harmsy
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      147 months ago

      In my family it was variations of “Hello, Joe’s whatever. Insert rhyme here.”

      One of my favorites was “Joe’s mortuary, you stab 'em we slab 'em.”

      • @HatFullOfSky
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        157 months ago

        My dad’s go to is “Joe’s Bar and Grill, this is Grill speaking”. Sometimes he’ll shake it up and answer as Bar instead

      • @[email protected]
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        37 months ago

        “Jimbo’s Fish Fry; you hook 'em we cook 'em!”

        Was always my favorite. Probably because I would love to take a restaurant a bucket of fresh-caught bluegill and come back in a couple hours to dinner. Filleting all those little bastards is a pain…