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minus-squareapplepielinkfedilink-4•4 months agoEasy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash. Vote with you fucking feet jfc
minus-squarePossibly linuxlinkfedilinkEnglish7•4 months agoInstructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
minus-squareapplepielinkfedilink3•4 months agoTake a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
minus-squareapplepielinkfedilink1•4 months agopixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.
Easy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash.
Vote with you fucking feet jfc
Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
What about a her res photo?
high*
I’m stuck at step zero: getting a phone that’s mine
pixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.