• @[email protected]
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    96 months ago

    Perhaps more like what fridge companies do via incessant water filter replacement reminders: Enjoying your Super Deluxe CoolPlus™ Fridge? Don’t forget to check out the CoolPlus™ Fridge Magnetic Spice Rack and CoolPlus™ Fridge Juice Dispenser Add-on!

    • @jaybone
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      16 months ago

      Also enjoy your device randomly breaking every few years.

      • @pdxfed
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        26 months ago

        At some point the bigwigs will realize that a working item is worth more in future potential ad dollars than a broken one with a limited 1 year warranty and start asking their engineers why quality is so bad.

        /The screams of 1,000 poor souls per second for 50 years

        • @jaybone
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          16 months ago

          They did that like 60 years ago. Then they stopped.