WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands. “Only minutes before their deaths, they requested that their hospital beds be pushed together—it’s like they knew what…
  • @samus12345English
    1•6 months ago

    Harris then needs to pick a VP, and the republican party would be fucked.

    This would be great, but would they be? She was a very unpopular candidate in 2020.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
      1•6 months ago

      No, I mean democrats have a clear horse in the race in this scenario. Democrats wouldn’t need to fight for who gets their pick. It’s Harris.

      But if trump died…then what? Who’s the pick? How do they decide? They’d be fucked.

      • @samus12345English
        1•6 months ago

        I dunno, I’m thinking whoever they dredged up would have a good shot at beating Harris. Hopefully we won’t ever have to find out!