• Resol van Lemmy
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      2710 months ago

      You can’t really be killed by both at the same time, unless somehow the guillotine blade lands on your neck as soon as the submarine implodes. But even then, only one of them will claim a kill to its name.

      So this is a case where we can’t just have both. And I’m always the one who references that commercial in comments.

        • Resol van Lemmy
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          610 months ago

          I get called a philosopher quite a lot, despite ironically getting bad grades in philosophy.

          You can just call me Resol van Lemmy.

      • @garbagebagel
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        39 months ago

        I mean, there’s plenty of billionaires so it doesn’t have to be both at the same time.

      • Rustmilian
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        210 months ago

        The blade would have to be partway in your neck, because the subs implode that fast.