• RubberDuck
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    246 months ago

    That is up to the judiciary branch to decide. But I would not be lying if I’m split between actual jail, or community service with a suspended jail scentence.

      • RubberDuck
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        156 months ago

        With an ankle monitor… I’m sorry … the schadenfreude is just too much to resist.

        • @[email protected]
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          96 months ago

          House arrest with an ankle monitor might be the way to go. No way he obeys the rules, so it can be a stepping stone into convicting him of even more stuff! Lol

          • @CharlesDarwin
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            76 months ago

            Is there any way that he could be released for a few hours a day to go work with a cleanup crew to pick up trash by a highway somewhere?

            :)

          • @axexrx
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            56 months ago

            Needs a come with a complete communication blackout, no internet, no unnaproved phone calls.

        • I can’t stop giggling at the thought: 34 counts, each with a maximum 4 year penalty.

          I know, I know… no judge is going to issue the maximum penalty on each of those counts, especially in this case. But a man can dream.

          136 years. happy sigh