• @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    But you’re living in the most peaceful time because of us. Just forget all the destabilization and wars we caused all over the world to build that hegemony.

    If it wasn’t for us, those pesky kids were gonna grow up and nuke the whole planet. Those wars were completely necessary and we won every one of them.

    You’re welcome

    -Every USApe ever

    • @rtxn
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      137 months ago

      USApe

      Explains why they needed all those bananas.

        • @rtxn
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          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d'état#United_Fruit_Company_lobbying

          tl;dr: the United Fruit Company (today known as Chiquita) reaped massive profits from plantations in Latin America. When Guatemala started introducing laws that harmed their profits, the UFC and its pocket congressmen started putting pressure on the country and spreading propaganda, accusing them of being communists. When Eisenhower was elected, he used the CIA to overthrow the Guatemalan government in 1954 (as they did in Iran a year before). The UFC’s involvement is known, but to what extent beyond slandering the progressive government, is not clear.

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          37 months ago

          I’m assuming it’s because of united fruit overthrowing south American countries at the behest of the US government. Several good videos about it on YouTube.

          • @rtxn
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            47 months ago

            It happened the other way around: United Fruit Company lobbied the USA to overthrow the progressive Guatemalan government.

    • geogle
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      127 months ago

      Are you generalizing an entire population because it’s where they were born… Seems fair :/

      • @[email protected]
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        87 months ago

        Its lemmy.ml, so it’s propaganda. Don’t take it personally.

        Dimitri, Yuri, or whoever wrote it would probably move to the US in a heart beat if they could.

    • @Plastic_Ramses
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      7 months ago

      And the EU is living in an unprecedented era because of it.

        • @I_Has_A_Hat
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          27 months ago

          And everyone knows the US had absolutely nothing to do with the USSR collapsing. Complete freak occurrence in a vacuum. No one could have seen it coming.