• niftyOP
      25•7 months ago

      Sometimes it’s hard to smell something that’s all over you, you don’t know till you take a shower and go back to your room that you stank af

      I always suggest airing out your room while you shower

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
        38•7 months ago

        I wash my sheets once a year whether they need it or not so that’s not a problem in my world.

        • @Lost_My_Mind
          30•7 months ago

          Ah yes. Sound advice from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

        • @Viking_Hippie
          13•7 months ago

          Ooh la la, the Queen Victoria treatment!

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
            10•7 months ago

            I don’t give a fuck about the queen.

            The mushrooms I forage off them are about fifty percent of my diet.

    • @Lost_My_Mind
      5•7 months ago

      Then the dog comes in, and smells a snack he can lick up, while you try to keep them away, and play it off cool…but that dog REALLY wants that snack!

      And thats when your friends walk into you getting an unwanted bj from a dog, and everybody is like “OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD!!!”

      And you’re like “wait, no, I can explain!!!”

      I’m imagining it like it could have been a scene in “Theres something about mary”