@BonesOfTheMoon to Lemmy Shitpost • 7 months agoMake disinformation fun again.imagemessage-square30arrow-up1674arrow-down13
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minus-squareAtelopus-zetekilinkfedilink9•7 months agoThat’s right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it’s a fact that this is a major part of Barbie’s diet.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•7 months agoWhen she’s really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them. Ken doesn’t know why, either.
minus-squareFlying SquidMlink2•7 months agoMy brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.
That’s right friends, those Sea-monkeys (https://www.sea-monkeys.com/) you raised as children, it’s a fact that this is a major part of Barbie’s diet.
When she’s really hungry she has Jumbo Shrimp Cocktail. And wonders why Ken goes all pink watching her eat them.
Ken doesn’t know why, either.
Especially since Ken canonically does not have genitals.
My brother totally thought they would be little mer-people with crowns like in the ads and was so pissed off when they turned out to be really tiny shrimp you could barely see.
Smae!!! LoL