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minus-square@Got_Bentlink11•6 months agoRaise your hand if you saw the original Hans shot first version of Star Wars in the theater. Additionally, I remember my mother going to see Elvis live. The real one, not some seedy Vegas lounge impersonator.
minus-square@Buddahrifficlink6•6 months agoIf she did that before you were born, too, there is a chance Elvis is your father.
minus-square@Got_Bentlink4•edit-26 months agoSpacetime has just warped my brain if I can remember her doing something before I was born.
minus-square@Buddahrifficlink2•6 months agoWho knows what kind of powers a son (daughter?) of Elvis has.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkEnglish3•6 months agoHmm, OP, can you do a little jig better than most people? Do your hips seem to gyrate of their own accord? Do you have great hair?
minus-square@Buddahrifficlink3•6 months agoHave you ever deep kissed a line of girls and they were into it?
Raise your hand if you saw the original Hans shot first version of Star Wars in the theater.
Additionally, I remember my mother going to see Elvis live. The real one, not some seedy Vegas lounge impersonator.
If she did that before you were born, too, there is a chance Elvis is your father.
Spacetime has just warped my brain if I can remember her doing something before I was born.
Who knows what kind of powers a son (daughter?) of Elvis has.
Hmm, OP, can you do a little jig better than most people? Do your hips seem to gyrate of their own accord? Do you have great hair?
Have you ever deep kissed a line of girls and they were into it?