• @Buddahriffic
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    67 months ago

    If she did that before you were born, too, there is a chance Elvis is your father.

    • @Got_Bent
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      7 months ago

      Spacetime has just warped my brain if I can remember her doing something before I was born.

      • @Buddahriffic
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        27 months ago

        Who knows what kind of powers a son (daughter?) of Elvis has.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      37 months ago

      Hmm, OP, can you do a little jig better than most people? Do your hips seem to gyrate of their own accord? Do you have great hair?

      • @Buddahriffic
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        37 months ago

        Have you ever deep kissed a line of girls and they were into it?