Must be nice not having to keep track of receipts to blatantly engage in corruption. I’m sure that was a minor inconvenience before.

  • @ShittyBeatlesFCPres
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    419 days ago

    Matt Gaetz being like, “No, I don’t have a receipt. It was 2am and I needed to order a bottle of Pineapple Malibu and chicken nuggets for my chief advisors. I used Uber Eats but I don’t use my real email or number for that shit.”

    • FuglyDuck
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      319 days ago

      still had to cheap out on the hookers. pro hookers are probably too old for him, anyhow.