• FuglyDuck
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    7620 days ago

    Trump wasn’t even there.

    Do you really think that they’re going to send a hit team who is so incompetent as to hit a place to kill him… when he’s not even there- particularly when ‘they’ have federal agents that are constantly monitoring his presence?

    (Like seriously. if the gooberment wanted to whack him. it’d be from the Secret Service, not the FBI.)

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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      4320 days ago

      More than that, they unprecedentedly arranged with his lawyers to pick a date/time that NONE of his family, let alone himself, were even in Florida! This is 100% intimidation of law enforcement in retaliation for the justice system FINALLY trying to hold him to account for his lifetime of crime.

      • FuglyDuck
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        2520 days ago

        I kinda wish they didn’t. Can you imagine the headlines if they had to cuff Trump to keep him from obstructing things?

        The body cam video they’d release of his unhinged ranting as he tried to hide even more documents? Or maybe eat them?

        If I can’t have justice, at least entertain me.

    • @[email protected]
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      520 days ago

      if the gooberment wanted to whack him. it’d be from the Secret Service, not the FBI.)

      Melania Trump has entered the chat…

      • FuglyDuck
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        1020 days ago

        she’d probably just poison the ketchup they bring out with his steaks shoe leather.

          • FuglyDuck
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            320 days ago

            no. he enjoys his mar a lago steaks well done. and with ketchup.

              • FuglyDuck
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                220 days ago

                I mean, I kind of insist on well done steaks when I’m at my brother’s house… mostly because my SiL has some rather unsettling food safety practices. It’s possible to cook them so they’re not totally shoe-leather, but I would never go to a steak joint and order well done.

          • FuglyDuck
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            319 days ago

            In my defense, I only notice because I really want him to kark it already. It’s a miracle he hasn’t. One wonders what the world has done to piss off satan lately.

            • @[email protected]
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              119 days ago

              He had a long history of going on David Letterman’s show. David routinely humiliated Donnie, but Donnie kept going back on because he’s addicted to displaying himself. I guess if you’ve spent over 50 years training yourself to be a public spectacle you get good at it.

              Bonus clip

              https://youtu.be/RVnoc-ISUag?t=7