• FuglyDuck
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    766 months ago

    Trump wasn’t even there.

    Do you really think that they’re going to send a hit team who is so incompetent as to hit a place to kill him… when he’s not even there- particularly when ‘they’ have federal agents that are constantly monitoring his presence?

    (Like seriously. if the gooberment wanted to whack him. it’d be from the Secret Service, not the FBI.)

    • TimLovesTech (AuDHD)(he/him)
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      436 months ago

      More than that, they unprecedentedly arranged with his lawyers to pick a date/time that NONE of his family, let alone himself, were even in Florida! This is 100% intimidation of law enforcement in retaliation for the justice system FINALLY trying to hold him to account for his lifetime of crime.

      • FuglyDuck
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        256 months ago

        I kinda wish they didn’t. Can you imagine the headlines if they had to cuff Trump to keep him from obstructing things?

        The body cam video they’d release of his unhinged ranting as he tried to hide even more documents? Or maybe eat them?

        If I can’t have justice, at least entertain me.

    • @[email protected]
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      56 months ago

      if the gooberment wanted to whack him. it’d be from the Secret Service, not the FBI.)

      Melania Trump has entered the chat…

      • FuglyDuck
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        106 months ago

        she’d probably just poison the ketchup they bring out with his steaks shoe leather.

          • FuglyDuck
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            36 months ago

            no. he enjoys his mar a lago steaks well done. and with ketchup.

              • FuglyDuck
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                26 months ago

                I mean, I kind of insist on well done steaks when I’m at my brother’s house… mostly because my SiL has some rather unsettling food safety practices. It’s possible to cook them so they’re not totally shoe-leather, but I would never go to a steak joint and order well done.

          • FuglyDuck
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            36 months ago

            In my defense, I only notice because I really want him to kark it already. It’s a miracle he hasn’t. One wonders what the world has done to piss off satan lately.

            • @[email protected]
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              16 months ago

              He had a long history of going on David Letterman’s show. David routinely humiliated Donnie, but Donnie kept going back on because he’s addicted to displaying himself. I guess if you’ve spent over 50 years training yourself to be a public spectacle you get good at it.

              Bonus clip

              https://youtu.be/RVnoc-ISUag?t=7

  • Flying Squid
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    286 months ago

    Legal boilerplate isn’t even necessary. They’re cops. Of course they’re authorized to use lethal force, or they wouldn’t be given guns. This is so fucking stupid.

    If Trump was black, he would be dead with a bullet in his chest and/or head by now.

      • @eran_morad
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        186 months ago

        🎶I see a traitor and i want to paint it black. No orange anymore, i want it to be black.🎵

      • ChihuahuaOfDoom
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        96 months ago

        Wait a second… you may have figured out how to get Republicans to defend black people. Wealthy black people at any rate.

        • @rockSlayer
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          116 months ago

          No, we tried that. The rich black people aren’t allowed to be concerned about black issues, otherwise they stop being one of the “good ones”

    • @tacosplease
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      36 months ago

      It’s even worse than that. It’s boilerplate language that limits their use of force rather than expanding it.

  • @danc4498
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    226 months ago

    Funny how this “boilerplate” text is literally how cops treat everybody else all the time. They are always prepared to kill somebody. Trump is bitching because he was being treated like a regular person.