• @Iheartcheese
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    459 months ago

    True but that doesn’t mean he deserves the insane trauma the toys put him through

    • @cmbabul
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      489 months ago

      I feel like this is like the natural world, no he didn’t deserve it, but the toys were also just defending themselves

    • MagnyusG
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      139 months ago

      He seems to be doing pretty well in the third movie.

      • @Iheartcheese
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        All we saw was that he was a garbage man now and likes music. Just because someone went through something crazy doesn’t mean they will never work a day in their life lol

    • @Donkter
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      69 months ago

      Because the movie already heightens the toys to being alive the punishment is probably more representative of the emotions and desires of vengeance his sister had.

    • VaultBoyNewVegas
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      -299 months ago

      If he did the shit he did on a puppy, y’all would be saying he’s a future serial killer.

      • @Iheartcheese
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        589 months ago

        If I did the things i do in video games IRL you would be saying I should be in jail.

      • *Tagger*
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        439 months ago

        If my mother had balls she’d be my father

          • Farid
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            […] she’d be a bike*.
            Apparently, the usage of “bike” is important in that joke, because it’s a British slang for “slut”.

            • @[email protected]
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              Good to know but I’m sure they’re about the same because the intention is “people ride her”

              Then again slang is slang

              • Farid
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                I know I’m being pedantic, but that’s the word used in the video and that’s the slang term, specifically “bike”, probably because it sounds more punchy.

                Nice bike

                • @[email protected]
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                  To be even more pedantic, the guy is Italian and that is relevant to the character. In Italy we say “if my grandmother had wheels she would be a wheelbarrow”. He pauses a moment before saying the joke, probably because he didn’t remember the word wheelbarrow and went for bike instead.

          • MagnyusG
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            59 months ago

            just put some ham in it.

      • @PunnyName
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        299 months ago

        True. But there’s the thing.

        Toys aren’t puppies.

      • Flying SquidM
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        09 months ago

        I took apart my toys and made new toys out of them all the time when I was a kid and several decades later, I appear to be a normal member of society without having committed a single murder.