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  • @[email protected]
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    3223 days ago

    The only people that have ever high fived me are assholes that put all their strength into it. Then my hand burns in pain for the next 30 minutes. I don’t want more abuse from another drunk asshole .

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      -823 days ago

      Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that’s how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you’d high five a kid basically.

      • Null User Object
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        2323 days ago

        Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

        No, we don’t.

        Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

        And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they’ve previously encountered. Right?

      • @Snowclone
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        1423 days ago

        Dude everyone hates your high fives. Everyone. Penis or no. You over aggressive high fivin’ fool. (I mean this mostly in jest, if it stings for 30min you’re a wuss)

        • @Lost_My_Mind
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          -323 days ago

          …I mean…I don’t high five them with my penis. Wait, have I been doing high fives wrong???