This just in. Alligators are not native to Wisconsin. However, they have a knack for showing up there. A very young alligator was just spotted in a Hazel Green, Wisconsin yard which led to a mad dash to capture the creature.
Uhh what? People in the Midwest live in the Midwest because the cold is supposed to keep this shit from wandering up here. Do we need to move to Canada?
Uhh what? People in the Midwest live in the Midwest because the cold is supposed to keep this shit from wandering up here. Do we need to move to Canada?
The geese ought to keep them out.