Until you eat your vegetables, they are just hopeful intentions

  • Plopp
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    10 months ago

    Are intentions. I [carrot] to do some grocery shopping today.

      • Lost_My_Mind
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        10 months ago

        Just beet it! Beet it! No one wants to beet it, beet it!!!

        I used to think that song was about jerking off, but now I realize its about eating healthy. Thats why Weird Al made it a parody about eating unhealthy food.