• @[email protected]
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    697 months ago

    Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can’t meet that high bar then I don’t know if I even want them.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      657 months ago

      They’re made of plant lips and assholes.

      • @proctonaut
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        257 months ago

        Cabbage anus, just like grandma used to make

    • Flying Squid
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      297 months ago

      What’s even the point of a hot dog if it isn’t made from a ground-up pig’s asshole?

      • @QuarterSwede
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        7 months ago

        Hell yeah pig lips and assholes! I know exactly what I’m eating and it’s delicious. Waste not, want not!

        Although, after having an impossible burger, which was surprisingly good, I’d try an impossible dog or brat for sure. Can’t hurt the cholesterol levels I’d imagine.