• teft
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    745 months ago

    Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.

      • @niktemadur
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        65 months ago

        The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.

    • @over_clox
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      5 months ago

      Instructions unclear

      fries bacon dirt…

        • @[email protected]
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          35 months ago

          I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!

        • @over_clox
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          35 months ago

          Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…

          • TWeaK
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            25 months ago

            Hey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…

    • @NegativeInf
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      55 months ago

      Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.

    • Neato
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      35 months ago

      I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.

      • TWeaK
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        15 months ago

        Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.